How To Be A Bush Pilot offers a veritable treasure trove of useful advice on everything from lubes to cock rings to rear entry and (as they say) much more. But the real triumph of this book is the voice. Dey has not only resurrected her “bossy madam in a men’s locker room” persona, but perfected it; her voice offers a beguiling combination of expertise, camaraderie, affection, and – perhaps most importantly – humour… How To Be A Bush Pilot is a book that’s destined to sit on the bedside tables of a new generation of red-blooded men.
– Toro Magazine
“This hilarious how-to for men is a field guide for ‘getting luckier’. Claudia Dey does not hold back here, so if you are looking for ways to ensure the woman (or women) in your life are satisfied, or if you know of a man who could use a guide, this is the book for you.”
- Sex, Drugs & Rock ‘n Roll: Top 10 for the Scandalous Reader
“Playwright, novelist and one-time relationship columnist Claudia Dey assumes the role of naughty drill sergeant, grabbing eager pupils by the you-know-whats and leading them through an exhaustive course in sexual prowess for the modern man. Armed with an arsenal of puns and penis euphemisms, Dey provides cheeky diagrams, romantic mix tape suggestions and X-rated anecdotes. Following a multiple choice exam at the end, all that’s left to do is prepare for, ahem, blast off.”
- Toronto Life
“A playful yet professional, risqué yet respectful, guide to relationships and sex.”
- The National Post
“From rudimentary information to mind-blowing skills, this is the type of book that should be on the bedside table of every man in the country.”
- Sex Life Canada
“With more wit than raunch, How to Be a Bush Pilot: A Field Guide to Getting Luckier is part crash course in sex ed, part charm school, written by Toronto novelist, playwright and sex columnist, Claudia Dey. Although aimed at guys, the unabashed book serves just as well as a conversation starter (or idea-sparker) for couples.”
How to Be a Bush Pilot is boot camp for the modern playboy and sexual adventurer, a master class in becoming the lover that every woman wants but doesn’t know how to ask for. It is funny. It is instructive. It winks and flirts. Its unwavering purpose: getting laid. Proficiently.
Spanning from remedial education to moves that will educate even the savviest Wilt Chamberlain, Claudia Dey uses female insight to turn mere men into that elusive master of the bedroom: the Bush Pilot. How to Be a Bush Pilot is studded with pop culture references, swinging between high and low art but always focusing on the art of seduction. Think Led Zeppelin meets Ted Hughes meets wood paneling meets Henry Miller meets Def Leppard. In the bedroom.
With a tone that reads like Tina Fey channeling Dr. Ruth, Dey ranges from the pre-game warm-ups of flirtation and fantasy, to charming the go-go, to graduating from the regulars to the remote. How to Be a Bush Pilot is fearless, playful, always commanding yet never intimidating; the essential guide for every man who wants to be a legend and wants to laugh while trying.
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